Joe Slavko, Slum Landlord (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} joeslavko) wrote in humphrey_clarke, |
Stop bleating and just think yourself lucky you don’t live in Benjamin Franklin’s time, then. In the 18th century, condoms were homemade devices, manufactured from sheep intestines. You therefore had to buy the sheep first, which probably put quite a dampener on sexual spontaneity. And imagine how big the vending machines must have been to safely accommodate a pack of three rams, a “ribbed” ewe, and a strawberry flavoured, “glow in the dark” lamb.
Joe.
Joe.
